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A young boy had just gotten his drivers permit and inquired of his father if they could discus the use of the car. The father said he’d make a deal with his son. “you bring your grades from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, get your hair cut and we’ll talk about the car.” The boy thought for a moment and decided that he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
About six weeks later the father said “Son, I’ve been real proud. You brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you’ve been studying your bible, but I’m really disappointed that you have not gotten your hair cut yet.” The boy paused for a while and then said, “you know, dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there’s even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.” To this his father replied, “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”
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Who was the greatest female financier in the bible? Pharaoh’s daughter, she went down to the nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Who was the greatest comedian in the bible? Samson, he brought the house down.
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where is the first recorded biblical case of constipation? In the book of Kings where it says that David sat on the throne for forty years.
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which Bible character had no parents? Joshua, he was the son of Nun.
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How do we know they didn’t play cards in the ark? Because Noah sat on the deck!
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What brand of vehicle do the angels drive in? A Honda. The angels came in one Accord.
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One night Mike’s parents overheard this prayer. “Now I lay me down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow’s test, If i should die before I wake, Thats one less test I have to take!”
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Have a Laugh! 